Band Bios
Dan Da' Man
Lead Vocals
Dan was born somewhere at some time prior to 2015. Picked up by prospectors in New Mexico, they thought he was a mime since he couldn’t speak but soon found him valuable when they saw him wrestle live chickens.
He was paraded about as a circus freak in a traveling carnival until a questionable group of miscreants known as 51 PROOF heard his rendition of a KISS song and bought out his indentured contract. The band then went on a worldwide tour in front of millions of fans and paid him $1153, which afforded him the opportunity to amass the largest private collection of miniature Anime robots.
He now works as a live-in chef and manager of a bowling alley but can be seen at flea markets Dan-scaping his long, flowing locks.
Deondra
Lead Vocals
She was working as a waitress at a cocktail bar. That much is true. But then
Jason
Bass
As a French Scotsman from East Texas, Jason boasts an eclectic musical mix as unique as his background. He created the first Mozart-Stevie Ray Vaughan dance mix with an electric bagpipe.
Recently, he rolled out his own signature line of sequined kilts that has received praise from Baby Boomers and Millenials alike.
In his spare time, he enjoys chauffeuring Lady Debbie to the hottest Kingwood hotspots but has to use the VIP entrance in the back due to the paparazzi constantly chasing him.
Johnny
Drums
Johnny G the Rock Lover selflessly converted his largest of 3 mansions to a frat house for troubled old men to drink, gripe and play music, thereby forming 51 PROOF. As a teenager growing up in Japan, he invented the Biloxi Blues fusion of rock and jazz.
He joined the military and was later awarded a battleship as his own private yacht because of his distinguished naval career. World famous musicians such as Carlos Santana have sought the answer to music's biggest enigma: How can Johnny play drums while holding a Jim Beam and smoking a Romeo y Julieta cigar?
His next venture is to start an Earth, Wind and Fire tribute group in September.
Whit
Guitar
When he's not providing hypnotic beats and playing guitar for 51 PROOF, Whit enjoys re-engineering the laws of physics and driving less fortunate supermodels in his BMW to soup kitchens.
The Nobel Peace Prize was renamed in his honor after he discovered how to make light and sound pass through a prism while connected to a flux capacitor, allowing people to travel back in time while playing a song. In current news, Revlon just paid him millions of dollars to showcase their hair dryer for GQ men.
He may be a worldwide celebrity in his own mind but still remains the only person to ever win a Lifetime Achievement award twice
Chris
Sound Guy Deluxe
While his true passion is working live sound, Chris' current interests include writing fake bios for bands and signing autographs for people who don't want them.
He once took top honors as Best Dressed Sound Person at a Mr. Universe contest. This year, the Guiness Book of World Records certified him to have the longest tongue, taking away the top honors from Gene Simmons.
Come see him at an upcoming 51 PROOF concert, where he’s best known as the Morpheus of the Musical Matrix, and the Master of the Mix. Of course, maybe he took one too many Blue pills.
